"Who's ass do I gotta beat?" Haggar had a grin across his giant face.
"Woah woah woah, we're not rushing in yet." Ryo intervened. "We gotta play this smart. Wait until we know exactly what's going on, then hit them when they least expect it."
"How are we supposed to do that?" Guy asked.
"First, what the hell's going on?" Haggar looked confused. Ryo stepped in between them.
"I overheard Rolento and Billy Kane talking." Haggar grabbed his pipe immediately after hearing the word "Rolento".
"That German bastard again?"
"Well, they were talking about being employed by Albert Wesker. I don't know exactly what's going on, but it sounds bad. Especially if Rolento and Billy Kane are involved. Billy Kane will do anything for a few Pounds, so I don't doubt it's something evil." Ryo turned to Guy. "Billy's not really that bad of a guy, especially now that Geese Howard is dead, but he's still paid muscle at heart."
Guy sat down. "I think we need to get larger numbers. No doubt Wesker's already employed a small army."
"Yeah, that's why I wanted to get King on our side."
"Do you know her number?"
"No, but she's with my sister, I'll call her." He pulled out his phone and dialed a number.
/Superdome Shoe Outlet\
"SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES OMIGAWD SO MANY SHOES!" Yuri didn't even notice her phone vibrating.
/Haggar and Guy's Hotel Room\
Ryo sighed. "Nothing."
"Well then." Haggar stood up. "Let's go find some muscle."
/The Ring\
John turned on his microphone.
"I now introduce to you..." John took a deep breath.
"It took weeks for me to memorize how to say his name correctly."
Ezio strolled down the ring to a huge amount of applause. The hero of the better part of the Assassin's Creed series had been practicing his blade techniques before the fight.
"And another famous face..."
Kratos slowly strode down to the ring with the chanting of the God of War theme blasting in the background. He didn't care about the contest, or the prize. He just wanted to spill blood, and lots and lots of it.
"You know," said Sven. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say Kratos needs to get laid. He's way too serious."
"How do you think Phoenix is gonna fare in this fight, John?" Sven asked.
"Too low of a health bar. Won't last a second unless she becomes Dark Phoenix early on."
"Who?"
John sighed. "ANOTHER NEW SOUL CALIBUR CHARACTER, SVEN."
"S.T.A.R.S.! MUST KILL S.T.A.R.S.!"
"Ah, good, Nemesis, I was awaiting your entry."
"WESKER! WE KILL S.T.A.R.S.!"
"Not until Chris or Jill come in, friend."
The crowd cheered as Dante strutted down the walkway. "Aw yeah, the sultan of swag is here! The colossal cool! The smoothest video game character to hit the scene, baby!"
Trish in the eliminated seating sighed. "Ugh, always so full of himself."
Another burst of cheers erupted as the Shaolin monk made his way down to the ring.
Kung Lao was rather confused by the cheers. "Maybe I'm just so awesome I don't even have to do anything to get a fanbase."
The Sun Goddess howled as she was greeted with a huge amount of cheers.
"You know what always bugged me about Amaterasu in MvC3? They gave her a butthole."
"...You're weird, Sven." Joe shook his head.
"Hello, adoring fans! When I win this tournament, I will give you all a sneak peek at my new single, Cherry Blossom Love Love Party!"
Kratos quickly turned to the walkway. "Athena? No, that's not Athena, that's just some Japanese school girl."
Joe smiled. "BlazBlue could get an elimination here. Ragna is basically Sol Badguy. He's freaking awesome. Not to mention broken as all hell, like, for instance, Sol Badguy."
The Spanish cage fighter bowed to the crowd before Claw Diving into the ring.
"In my opinion, T. Hawk's one of the more underrated Street Fighters." John said. "Lot of power behind the guy. He could do quite well here."
"Rain too. Definitely one of the cooler Mortal Kombat characters. Just so underrepresented. I mean come on, they included every character up to UMK3 on disc except for Rain, then went like 'Oh shit we forgot Rain' and added him as DLC."
And the final fighter of this round...
"KOS-MOS! I mean..."
John and Sven both laughed.
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VOTE FORM (email to butt_sanchez@yahoo.com)
11. Albert Wesker (UMVC3) Live [ ] Die [ ]
15. Guile (SF4AE) Live [ ] Die [ ]
27. Akuma (SF4AE) Live [ ] Die [ ]
34. Yoshimitsu (SFxT) Live [ ] Die [ ]
38. M. Bison (SF4AE) Live [ ] Die [ ]
47. Leona Heidern (IN OROCHI MODE) (KOFXIII) Live [ ] Die [ ]
49. Ezio Auditore da Firenze (SC5) Live [ ] Die [ ]
50. Kratos (MK) Live [ ] Die [ ]
51. Phoenix (UMVC3) Live [ ] Die [ ]
52. Natsu (SC5) Live [ ] Die [ ]
53. Nemesis (UMVC3) Live [ ] Die [ ]
54. Dante (UMVC3) Live [ ] Die [ ]
55. Kung Lao (MK) Live [ ] Die [ ]
56. Amaterasu (UMVC3) Live [ ] Die [ ]
57. Athena Asamiya (KOFXIII) Live [ ] Die [ ]
58. Ragna the Bloodedge (BBCSX) Live [ ] Die [ ]
59. Vega (SF4AE) Live [ ] Die [ ]
60. T Hawk (SF4AE) Live [ ] Die [ ]
61. Rain (MK) Live [ ] Die [ ]
62. Mu-12 (BBCSX) Live [ ] Die [ ]
10 to live, 10 to die
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