Friday, March 16, 2012

Round 3 (Intro)


John turned on his mic as he readied the list of the next contestants.

"YOSHIMITSU!" (SFxT)

"Yoshimitsu-5000 here, ready to assist you in your kitchen needs. With 6 stainless steel blades, the Yoshimitsu-5000 is completely dishwasher safe!"

"EDGEMASTER!" (SC5)

A chorus of boos echoed throughout the arena as the veteran swordsman walked down to the ring.

"HILDE!" (SC5)

"Who the hell is Hilde?" Sven asked.

"Didn't you play Soul Calibur 4?" John turned to him.

"Yeah, I played the crap out of it, but I still don't remember who Hilde is."

"JIN KISARAGI!" (BBCSX)

The crowd erupted into screaming teenage girls and marriage proposals.

/Riften\

As Mitsurugi neared the gates of the town, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Maybe we'll figure out where the hell we are now."

/The Ring\

Sven fiddled with some CDs. I know who's coming next.

"M. BISON!" (SF4AE)

~"CALIFORNIA!
UBER ALLES!
CALIFORINIA UBER ALLES!"~

Dead Kennedys blasted through the arena as M. Bison Psycho Crushered Edgemaster into the turnbuckle.

Magneto heard the name echo through the arena. He had to wait to confront M. Bison. For now.

However, Bison had a big problem to face entering that ring. A very angry Guile.

"*BIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNN!"

"Oh shi-"

*wham* *wham* *wham* *wham*

"YOU BASTARD!"

*wham* *wham* *wham* *wham*

"GORO!" (MK)

The huge four arm Shokan jumped into the ring...right onto Hilde.





"VIOLA!" (SC5)

"Who?"

"Another new Soul Calibur character."

"JADE!" (MK)

Jade twirled her staff as she sauntered into the ring. She pulled out a boomerang.

"AHBEHTEHYA!"




"ERMAC!" (MK)

"We are one, we are all, we are the forgotten, we are the deceased, we are the unforgiven, we are but the tormented souls of mortality."

Ermac was really getting into modern goth poetry.

"TRISH!" (UMVC3) 

As Trish entered the arena, wolf whistles came from the front few rows. Trish drew her absurdly long sword. The wolf whistles stopped.

"RALF JONES!" (KOFXIII)

"HA! Got an early draw, but I'm Ralf freaking Jones!" The navy officer jumped into the ring and was instantly Telekinetic Slammed by Ermac.

"DAN HIBIKI!" (SF4AE)

"Dan, the greatest fighter to sweep fictional reality has finally arrived!" Someone in the front row threw a bottle at him.

"CERVANTES!" (SC5)

Fear struck the hearts of all who were in the ring as the ghost pirate with the two giant swords jumped into the ring.

"LEONA HEIDERN!" (KOFXIII)

"Yeah! Leona's here!" Ralf ran over to his teammate.

"Ready to kick some ass Ralf?"

"You bet, missy." Ralf had a grin on his face.

And the final fighter of this section...

"SHE-HULK!" (UMVC3)

The giant green woman dashed to the ring and dropkicked Dan in the legs.

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