"Now, Ryo, what was that room number?" Rose sat at a chair while Ryo lay in a half-sleep, Guy resting in the corner.
"It was...14.Floor 14." Ryo said in a mumble.
"Yes, floor 14. Now, the room number, Ryo. Come on, remember." Rose voice was monotone, yet assertive.
"Billy and Rolento. I saw them around the corner, entering it."
"Yes, Ryo, remember." Rose waved her scarf along the outside perimeter of Ryo's head.
"Room...room..."
"Yes?"
"14. Room 14... Room...1428." Ryo's eyes instantly opened.
"That's it! Room 1428! That has to be it!"
"Are you sure?" Rose asked.
"Yes!" Ryo jumped up and grabbed Guy. "Get up, Guy, so much work to do!"
"Huh?" Guy was being dragged down the hallway again.
/Super Dom Hotel Lobby\
"Once we get there Haggar will explain the entire situation to you two. Probably a lot better than I can." Kung Lao explained to Chun Li and Jill.
"Yeah, whatever, when do I start kicking Wesker's face into the ground?" Jill scoffed.
"Yeah, that's the thing. The recruits really have nothing to do right now. It's me, Ryo, and Guy who's doing all the work at the moment. Best to keep a low profile, know what I mean?"
"Great, so we're all gonna be crammed into a small hotel room until we get called out to battle?" Chun Li rolled her eyes.
"...Basically." Kung Lao suddenly stopped to see a lance almost impale him through the skull and plant into the wall. "What the-" He got punched in the face by Ralf's giant fist as Chun Li and Jill were both attacked by Hilde and Leona. Chun Li Lightning Kicked Leona away from her. "Guess we have to deal with these idiots first."
/The Ring\
Loud reggae music blasted throughout the arena as Dee Jay danced down to the ring, shaking a pair of maracas.
"Ay now everybuddy jam!" The ring was getting a lot more groovy with Dee Jay around.
"Well the Devil May Cryers have had a pretty mediocre showing this rumble, you think Vergil will be any different?" Sven asked out loud.
"Probably not. I'm not sure why they even added him in Ultimate." Dusk said.
"One of those snoozer KOFers in my opinion. He's been with K' since 99, and has been in almost every game since then, but I still don't know a damn thing about him." Sven said.
"Who the hell is Hsien-Ko anyway? Just another crappy Capcom character they decided to add in last minute." Joe remarked.
"You shut your whore mouth, Joe. Hsien-Ko is one of the best Darkstalkers and it's about damn time she got a spot on a crossover roster. I never thought it would happen, because Hsien-Ko's not all that popular compared to Morrigan, Felicia, or Demitri, but it did, and I'm damn happy." Sven took a sip of his beer. "Fuckin' Anakaris got a roster spot before she did..."
"Why the hell hasn't Jon Talbain been in any yet?" John commented, making a rather good point.
In all honesty, does anyone give a crap about Robert? No? Didn't think so.
"Oh hey look a generic Bruce Lee clone." Sven said as he whirled his finger into the air.
"You're wrong, Sven. Law and Bruce Lee look completely different. I mean, Law has a mustache." Dusk made a valid point.
John grabbed the microphone. "Now two fighters lucky enough to nab a draw one after another...
Every single fighter in the ring groaned as the area became filled with bombs, buzzsaws, nets, homing missiles, skyward missiles, and regular missiles while they still had to deal with teleports from both of them.
"Honestly, I think Cyrax and Sektor are both very well suited for this rumble." John commented.
"Or as I like to call her, Wolverine with tits!" Sven laughed.
"What do you call Marrow then?" John asked. Sven looked at him.
"Let me correct myself. Wolverine with tits 2!"
"It's a shame she's really annoying to use. Not a lot of games have a badass fortune teller who fights with a scarf. I'd like to main her one of these days. She just needs to fix that moveset." Sven said.
"Oh crap." said Joe.
"Oh crap." said Dusk.
"Oh crap." said Wesker.
"Oh thank you, Namco, we did need more spoiled rich girls who didn't belong in fighting games in our fighting games."
"You're just talking all kinds of shit today, Sven." John remarked.
"It's my job."
"I know that all too well, anyway, another pair of lucky fighters called out together,
"God damn." said almost everybody in the ring.
Well, at least there's no BlazBlue or SC5 this round...
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