"Rose should be around here somewhere. I just wish I knew EXACTLY where she was. I'm tired of walking. We've been walking all day." Ryo said as he traveled down the long corridor with Guy.
"Well buddy, I did offer you a pair of shoes...walking barefoot can't be good for you."
"I've haven't worn shoes in 20 years. My feet are basically like a hobbit's now."
"Hey, there's someone in the distance...it may be Rose. Except it's with something with the largest head I've ever seen." Guy ran up and got blasted with a Psionic Blaster.
"AH! The first plebeians to get in our way!" M.O.D.O.K. shouted. Ryo ran up and hit M.O.D.O.K. with a Hoahken, and got Jaguar Toothed by Adon.
Guy got up and wiped his face. "Looks like we gotta get through these guys first..."
/The Ring\
The French wrestler ran into the ring and was instantly confronted by Macho Man.
"YOU THINK YOU'RE A BETTER WRESTLER'an ME OOOH YEEE?" Abel rolled behind Randy Savage and Tornado Threw him into the ground.
"THAT WAS A GOOD TRICK OOO YEEE BUT I DOUBT YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN!" Abel rolled behind him and Tornado Threw him to the ground once more.
"OKAY I GET YOUR POINT." Abel rolled behind him and Tornado Threw him to the ground again.
"Okay...that's getting annoying, brutha."
"Where there's smoke, there's fire!" The crowd instantly booed as he Teleport Punched Samurai Jack twice.
Seriously, BlazBlue? Seriously?
Juri cartwheeled into the ring and Senpushaed Chun Li. She smiled and beat down Chun some more with her kicks.
As he entered the ring to giant amounts of cheers, he and Hulk Charging Star/Gamma Crushed Wesker in the back.
Heihachi entered the ring and instantly went for Hulk.
The Queen of Outworld laughed as she flew around the ring, hitting Makoto and Abel with projectiles.
Mature, sporting a new sexy eyepatch, ran into the ring and into Smoke. "Hey babe, what's with the eyepatch?"
"Let me show you..."
Smoke never saw it coming. He entire body surged with red energy.
The crowd erupted into cheers as Captain America, Thor, and Hulk laid waste to the entire ring.
"See." Dusk said. "This is another reason why BlazBlue can't get any KOs." He then saw Carl get followed by a giant doll. "On second thought, hm..."
"I've covered wars, you know!" Frank West gave a thumbs up. The crowd collectively groaned.
Heihachi joined Ogre's side and got a new positive outlook on his fight with the Avengers.
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