"Thanks for helping me, Hilde. I need to find Ralf, I have no idea where he could possibly be."
"No problem, Leona. I'm already eliminated, might as well help out somebody in need." Hilde was her regular good-natured self, but Leona was worried, something she rarely is.
"This is weird though. I could've sworn we were walking around the food court just a second ago. When did we turn into a dark hallway?" Quan Chi appeared before them. "Hello ladies."
/Superdome Hotel, Haggar and Guy's Room\
"So, what, we just stay in here while they find more fighters to join our group?" Sagat crossed his arms.
"That's the plan." Rose was looking through her crystal ball, attempting to locate Bison.
"That, and Guy instructed me to keep a close eye on you." Haggar held his lead pipe in his hands. "Just in case you try any funny business."
"I assure you I have no ill intentions."
"This ain't right, I should be out fighting evil, not staying here all cooped up." Kim was anxiously pacing around the hotel room.
"Damn, I got nothing." Rose deactivated her crystal ball. "This Wesker guy we're dealing with is smart. Wherever they're all hiding out, they have a magical spell encasing the area to make it undetectable by supernatural means."
Sagat looked at her. "English, please?"
"They're off the radar, they've gone stealth. I can't track them. I'm going to have to wait until Bison leaves the area effected by the spell for me to be able to locate him. Once that happens, we'll have our lead."
Haggar nodded.
"However, like I said, these guys are smart. Best idea would not to let me be seen with our group. It might arouse suspicion, and if that happens, we'll never get anywhere."
"Didn't Ryo say he saw Billy Kane and Rolento go into their hideout?" Haggar asked.
"Yes. However," Rose sighed. "The idiot forgot the hotel room number."
Kim chimed in. "Couldn't you hypnotize him into remembering the room number? Like, tap into his subconscious memory?"
"That I can do." Rose packed up her fortune teller equipment. "However, I can't be seen with him. We don't know who's working for Wesker, and we can't risk being seen together. I'm leaving now, it's for the best. Next time you see Ryo, tell him to meet me in the sub basement. I'll be waiting for him." With that, Rose left the room.
Kim looked at Haggar and smiled. "I like her." Haggar remained staring at Sagat, who was staring right back at him.
/The Ring\
"So like, what the hell are you supposed to be?" Deadpool scratched his head with one of his pistols.
"I am Xiba! Son of Kilik and Xianghua of the Ming Empire!" Xiba proudly thrust his staff into the ground.
"No, I mean *what* are you supposed to be? You look like some Son Goku nightmare."
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Xiba said as he took out a steamed bun and started chowing down.
"That too! You eat a lot! You're Son Goku. Your character design team ran out of ideas, decided to just make a Son Goku character and call it a day. You even have a fucking tail!" Deadpool grabbed his tail, which Xiba slapped out of his hand. "Hey, don't touch that!"
"I don't understand you! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! How do you have a tail when you're the son of Kilik and Xianghua. Last time I checked, they didn't have tails! I don't even care if it's real or not, don't even tell me because the level of care I have regarding anything about your design is abysmal. Just...get away from me, you're infecting me with your dense deposits of suck." Deadpool stormed off, muttering swears.
"Well, he was an odd fellow." Xiba continued eating his roll.
Raphael joined in on the fight between Kenshiro and Wesker. "You two seem like the strongest men in this ring! Ha! Come at me, and we shall fence like gentlemen!" While Raphael was surely dressed like a badass, he didn't act the part - he was French after all.
"Piss off." Wesker Teleport Dashed him into Dee Jay's stage in Street Fighter 2, where a local passed him a drink. "Drink up mon, it's a party!" Raphael sniffed the drink, shrugged, and knocked it down the hatch.
Kung Lao continued his barrage of Hat Throws and quick punches to Kyo. "Had enough yet? Ready to be eliminated and help the cause?" Kyo replied with a Shiki Oniyaki.
Guile was fighting Xiba when he felt arms make their way around his midsection and slam him to the mat.
"OO YEEE! The German Suplex brutha, you ready to git down wit the Macho Man Randy Savage?" The crowd cheered.
A rapid fire fist caught Wesker in the chin. Kenshiro dodged his next Teleport Dash and continued hitting him with a barrage of rapid fire flying fists. "You're quite the formidable foe. I will enjoy eliminating you."
"You're way too confident." Wesker launched him up into the air and hit him with a combination of kicks and punches.
"We'll see."
/Superdome Hotel, Wesker's Room\
"I brought more friends." Quan Chi said as he entered, with Leona and Hilde following him, with the same white eyed zombified expression Ralf in the corner of the room had.
"You keep bringing these scrubs in, none of these fighters can ever match to the might of M.O.D.O.K.!"
"Shut up, M.O.D.O.K.." Magneto instructed him. "Make yourself useful. Go out into the sub basement with Adon, and stash these guns. We'll need them for act 3 of the plan."
"Aye aye, boss." M.O.D.O.K. floated away with Adon following him. He didn't want to travel with him, at all, but hey, Magneto's orders and direct orders from Wesker. Adon just had to suck it up.
/Hallway\
"Alright, who's next?" Guy wondered about Ryo's agenda.
"Well, first, I gotta find my sister." Ryo dialed a number. Yuri picked up.
"HEEEEYYYYYYY! 'Sup Raiyooooo"
"Yuri? Where are you?"
"I'm at the baaaaar with my friiiiends why?" Yuri was obviously pretty drunk.
"Stay there, I'm coming." Ryo hung up the phone and punched the wall. "DAMNIT!"
"What happened?"
"She's at the bar."
"That's great! Let's go get her."
"No, it's not great." Ryo turned to Guy. "You don't know my sister and alcohol."
/ The Ring\
Kenshi dodged Hat Throws and Sonic Booms and continued his telekenetic assault on both Guile and Kung Lao. He was getting hit by the hats more often than he'd liked. Sonic Booms were easy to dodge for a blind man - they were loud. Kung Lao's hats, however, not so much. In any simple 1 on 1 fight, he would have easily been able to hear them, just the arena was just so distracting.
Kenshi had a savior though, Kyo was very much hellbent on settling his new rivalry with Kung Lao, and took him out of the fight with a Shiki Oniyaki. Kung Lao and Kyo traded blows at Chun Li entered. Kung Lao backdashed and motioned for Kyo to "chill out". "Chun Li? We need your assistance in some pressing matters outside of the ring."
/Superdome Superbar\
"RYOOO! YOU CAAAAME!" Yuri jumped into Ryo as soon as he came in the vicinity and gave him a hug. King approached him, as Ryo was noticeably very irritated.
"Ryo, I'm sorry, Beni dragged us here, and I tried making sure Yuri didn't drink much, but..." King held her head low. "I'm sorry."
"It's whatever. Yuri, you're going back to the room and sleeping this off, you're in the ring in an hour."
"RYO!" Yuri threw her hands up in the air. "I never get to have fun with my friends, stop being a party pooper!" Yuri turned back to the bar, but tripped and fell into a stool. "Owww..." King and Mai immediately came to her aid.
"Yeah, I think it's time for Yuri to go to bed." Mai turned to King.
"Couldn't agree more." Ryo hoisted Yuri up and carried her on his back out of the bar.
"Aww, big mister serious Ryo's taking Yuri-chan away..." Ryo ignored him.
Guy followed Ryo out of the bar.
"Ryo, I'm sorry..." King looked as if her heart had been broken. She wiped the tears forming before anyone could see her.
/The Ring\
Kung Lao had finished telling Chun Li about the plot. "So, what you need me on the outside for this?"
"Yeah, we were hoping you'd voluntarily eliminate yourself and join Ryo."
"Why do I have to? Why don't you one of you do it?"
Kyo chimed in. "I'm not going without a fight, it's just my nature."
"A fight? Alright then. KIKOSHO!" Kung Lao and Kyo were both caught in her Kikosho and were sent flying out of the ring.
"Who do you think I am, a naive little girl?"
"WEESKEERRRR!!! YOU'RE DEAD!" Jill entered the ring, firing everything she had at Wesker. Wesker fell in a head of pain. "Kenshiro, it's been nice, but I think we might have to postpone this fight. Something just came up."
"WESKER! Get ready to die! Get the HELL out of my way!" Jill punted Xiba over the ropes. He landed on top of Kung Lao and Kyo.
"Ho! More comrades to join our party!" Mitsurugi thrust his sword in the air.
Kyo got up. "Hey Kung, mind if I borrow your hat?" Kyo cut his own throat open and materialized into the eliminated seating. Kung Lao followed him.
Viola stared blankly at where Kyo and Kung Lao's bodies had disappeared from. "Well that was just...weird."
"Quite." Mitsurugi stroked his chin. "Well, Xiba, come along with us."
"Okee dokee! Got any food?"
"Oooh, you have a tail, like a kitty cat! I used to have a kitty cat named Mr Muffles, but my manager said cats weren't 'in' anymore so we had to put him down."
Meanwhile, back in the ring, Samurai Jack entered and approached a very depressed looking Deadpool. "What's wrong? You seem down."
"That guy Xiba who was in the ring...it's just, there's no creative integrity in the world anymore, everything's just a rip off off of a rip off off of a rip off. That Son Goku guy...he really bummed me out man." Deadpool sighed. "Just eliminate me, I'm done. I need a drink."
"Um..alright." Samurai Jack threw Deadpool out of the ring. He landed in Samurai Shodown 2, where Gen-An ran up to him. "HEY! THIS GEN-AN'S HOUSE YOU GO AWAY NOW!" Deadpool apathetically put a bullet in the goblin's head and sighed.
"COMMERE SAMURAI OH YEEE!" Randy Savage delivered a powerbomb to Samurai Jack that was executed while jumping ten feet into the air. Yun traveled across the ring with a single handspring and kicked Randy Savage in the chin. "CLOTHESLINE AW YEEEE!" Randy Savage sent Yun flying across the ring. Wesker caught him a couple time on the way there with a Phantom Dance. Yun collapsed, groaning.
"GET OVER HERRRRRE!" Scorpion caught Yun with a spear and dragged him into a roundhouse kick. He blocked Kenshi's oncoming slash and uppercutted him to the other side of the ring. Scorpion set Yun on fire and Teleport Punched him into a combo. A slash from his swords sent Yun bouncing off the mat, which was followed by another Teleport Punch, a spear, and then finally a Leg Takedown. Yun stumbled around the ring for a bit after that.
/Superdome Hotel, Guy and Haggar's Room\
Ryo burst in with no warning into the room, Guy following him and Yuri on his back. "Woah, what happened here?" Haggar asked. Sagat showed concern, and got out of his chair. Haggar shot a look that would pierce the soul at Sagat, and he hesitantly sat back down.
"Don't worry about it, just my sister's drunk, she's gonna sleep it off." Ryo said rather angrily. Guy stayed back with Haggar as Ryo gently dropped Yuri on Haggar's bed.
"Ryo...I'm sorry." Yuri said in a slightly slurred, low voice.
Ryo sighed, rather agitated. His tone of voice showed it. "Just...be more responsible. Like, seriously come on. You're lucky dad isn't here right now. He'd lecture you a lot more than I am doing." Ryo did his best imitation of Takuma's stern and serious voice. "Yuri, you should be acting like a lady! Yuri, stop this and settle down with Robert and have a family." Yuri rolled her eyes and turned over to her side, facing away from Ryo.
"I thought King would be more responsible. You're my little sister, and I trust you with King because she's smart, and usually doesn't let you do stupid things like this." Yuri sat up, her face bright red with anger.
"Oh, stop talking to me like I'm still a kid! I'm an adult and I can make my own *hic* decisions! I don't need a fricken babysitter!" Hearing Yuri yell took Ryo down a few pegs.
Ryo sighed heavily while pinching the skin between his eyes, and looked down. He sat down on the bed, at Yuri's feet, and said in a much calmer voice, "You're right. It's not King's fault, but still. Just think next time, please."
Yuri laid back down and took a sip of out the water bottle Ryo handed to her. "Yeah, you're right." Yuri let out a belch and drank more water. "Getting drunk before a fight was a really stupid idea." Yuri turned back around and smiled.
"But appletinis are soooo goooood!" Yuri said with a big smile on her face.
Ryo let out a small laugh. "Yeah, you just need to know your limit."
"I know my limit!" Yuri said as she violently turned to Ryo.
"Obviously you don't." Ryo pushed Yuri's hair out of her face. "Now get some sleep. Haggar's gonna look after you." He brought a waste bin over to the bed. "Here's if you need to hurl, and I'll have room service bring over some bread. We all need you sober for the fight." Ryo smiled and gave her a thumbs up. "You can win this and you know it."
Yuri laughed. "Thanks. That's really nice of you." Yuri turned over. "You're still a jerk though."
"Alright then." Ryo laughed as he walked over and opened the door. "Go to sleep."
Ryo closed the door behind him.
"Sorry bud, couldn't help but overhear that." Haggar scratched the back of his head. "I'll take care of her." Ryo nodded, and headed for the door. Guy followed him. The two engaged in a rather awkward silence.
"OH!" Haggar stopped them. "Almost forgot, message from Rose."
/The Ring\
"GAMMA CRUUUSH!" Hulk shoulder slammed into Macho Man's chest. "You wanna know something Hulkster? You may have joined up with The Avengers and won the Tag Team title, but lemme tell you something, brother, oh man, lemme tell you something. You ain't the one who won KING OF THE RING 1987 AWW YEEEEE!" Macho Man dropkicked Hulk in the jaw. Randy Savage's years of substance abuse had caused parts of his memory in the WWF to be entwined with his childhood spent reading comic books.
"And if you remember correctly, brother, I defeated 'Iron Fist' Jim Duggan and Jake 'The Ant Man' Roberts at Summerslam 1988. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it AWWW YEEE!"
Phoenix Wright and Shen Woo exchanged blows back and forth. Shen Woo lunged forward with a punch that sent Phoenix sliding backwards. "MAYA!" Shen Woo blocked Maya diving towards him. "Hey, buddy, that's cheating! She isn't in the tournament, and she's helping you in the ring!"
"Maya's my assistant. She always assists me in battles."
"Yeah, but having two fighters on the same draw is an unfair advantage. I object!"
"Is that an OBJECTION?" Phoenix initiated his hyper combo and two podiums rose from the ring. Phoenix slammed his palms down and pointed at Shen Woo.
"You say assist characters are an unfair advantage in this tournament, but what do you have to say about the Soul Caliburians or the BlazBluers, who use weapons? What to you have to say about the Mortal Kombatants, who come equipped with X-Ray moves and Fatalities that can easily incapacitate other competitors? Or the fighters from the Marvel universe who have superpowers?" Everybody in the ring stopped as Phoenix Wright made a solid case for himself.
"Uhhh." Shen Woo was sweating profusely.
"How about Wesker, Jill, Chris, Dante, and Deadpool, who use firearms during combat? How about Rachel Alucard and Carl Clover who use various creatures and a dummy, respectively, to aid them in battle? How about the warrior Kung Lao, who has a seemingly endless supply of hats that magically appear on his head? Would you not say those are also unfair advantages?"
"Well..." Shen Woo shifted his eyes.
"As I suspected, you have no reply. There is nothing unfair about me using Maya to assist me in this fight, your argument is invalid, and your objection is..." Phoenix Wright took a deep breath to say the final word of his case. "IN-"
"SHUT UP AND GET OVER HEERRRRRE!" A spear plunged through Phoenix Wright's chest and he was uppercutted over the ropes and into Animal Crossing, where he participated in The People of Buttville v. Tom Nook, which resulted in Tom Nook being incarcerated for first degree fraud for 5 to 10 years. Maya, feeling like she had no further use, jumped out of the ring after him. Unfortunately, she landed in the giant lake from Resident Evil 4. Lake monsters apparently don't take kindly to spirit mediums.
Shen Woo let out a huge sigh of relief. From now on, he was going to keep his mouth shut, and just fight. Upon coming to that conclusion, he didn't notice Guile sneaking up behind him. "FLASH KICK!" Shen Woo landed in Tapper, where they didn't take kindly to people in pink shirts.
Bang Shishigami entered the ring, carrying his huge...nail in his arms. He immediately picked a fight with Samurai Jack, who was not amused with his choice in weaponry.
"A nail...really?"
"YES! THIS NAIL IS A MEMENTO OF MY MASTER, TENJOU, WHO WAS SLAIN BY THE WORTHLESS COWARD JIN KISARAGI (WHO I HATE SO VERY VERY MUCH AND WOULD BEAT HIS FACE IN IF GIVEN THE CHANCE) AND HAS BECOME THE STAPLE IN MY ART OF SPECIALIZED NINJITSU!"
Samurai Jack's jaw swung wide open. "You're a ninja?"
"YES! THE VERY BEST THERE IS!"
"Yes, I'm sure. Ninjas specialize in stealth, right?"
"YES THEY DO! YOUR POINT, GOOD SIR?"
"50-inch long nails-"
"55-INCH LONG NAILS!"
"...55-inch long nails are in no way stealth, subtle, or even practical. And why must you always shout? Ninjas don't usually shout all the time."
Meanwhile at around this time, another ninja, Scorpion, plunged his spear into Kenshi's chest as he was dazed by Chun Li's onslaught of Lightning Kicks, shouted "GET OVER HERRRE!" and promptly uppercutted him into Pong.
"YES THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT I AM AN INNOVATIVE SOUL. I KNOW THE NAIL IS NOT A CONVENTIONAL WEAPON, BUT I, THE LEGENDARY WARRIOR BANG SHISHIGAMI WILL ONE DAY ENACT MY REVENGE ON THE WUSSY LOSER JIN KISARAGI AND BURN DOWN HIS VILLAGE AS HE DID MINE AND THEN MAYBE LITCHI WILL GO OUT WITH ME!"
Samurai Jack smacked his own face with his hand. "You are literally the worst ninja ever." An upward slash sent Bang into Mr. Big's bar back in Art of Fighting, where he was hilariously impaled on his own nail on the way down.
Paul Phoenix jumped into the ring and immediately punched Kenshiro in the chest. Kenshiro looked at him. "Bad idea, friend." Yun, meanwhile was being juggled between Hulk and Chun Li. Growing bored of this game of human hackey-sack Chun Li kicked him like a soccer ball over to Macho Man Randy Savage.
"HEY LITTLE MAN! What're you doin' in this tournament, brother, your mommy and daddy know you're in the ring?" Randy Savage held Yun by the shirt as he ineffectively punched and kicked at the air between him and the Macho King. "Ya know brutha, eat your veggies and say your prayers and maybe you can grow up to be big and strong like me, MACHO MAAAYYYUN RANDY SAVAGE OOH YEEEEEE!"
"Screw you!" Yun resembled a kitten being picked up by the back of its neck. Macho Man gently dropped him out of the ring. "Now run along, you little scamp." Randy wiped a tear from his eye. "It's always hard to let them go...OH YEEEEEEE!" Yun landed in River City Ransom where he punched the first guy he saw in the face (Grant) and headed angrily into town.
/Sub-Basement\
"So, why are we here?"
"You have much to learn, Adon. To be a successful villain you have to learn to not take crap from anyone you see. Magneto and Doom give the orders, but who says we have to follow them?"
"Wesker."
"Yes, but who IS Wesker?"
"The guy paying us?" Adon honestly had no idea where M.O.D.O.K. was getting at.
"Yes, but who are WE to be sitting back, being paid thugs? I should be the brains of this operation! It is I, not Wesker, nor Doom, nor Magneto who is the smartest out of our group. You're the Muay Thai champ, and I am M.O.D.O.K.! Arch enemy of Iron Man!"
"I thought that was Mandarin."
"MANDARIN! NO! I AM THE GREATEST ENEMY OF IRON MAN! IT IS ME! Mandarin is nothing compared to me!"
Adon ignored him.
"That Red Skull too! He thinks he's Captain America's greatest enemy, but he is wrong!"
Adon never wanted to kick anybody in the face as badly as M.O.D.O.K. "So, what are we doing?"
"Isn't it obvious?" He put his arm around Adon's shoulder. "We're starting our own evil organization!"
"I'm out." Adon quickly turned and walked back the way they came.
"I'll pay you double what Wesker's paying ya."
Adon turned back around. "Triple."
"Come on, double's a good offer."
"Quadruple."
"Deal." M.O.D.O.K. laughed. "Now to build our secret base, right here!" Adon immediately regretted his decision.
/The Ring\
"Mommy!" Paul Phoenix was punched to the other side of the ring by Kenshiro. "Did you really think you could survive a fight with me, kid?"
Paul Phoenix crawled backwards, whimpering. "Um...yes?" Kenshiro grabbed him by the throat. "I MEAN NO!" Kenshiro threw Paul out of the ring and onto a ceramic tile floor in a room covered in steam. Paul immediately got up and looked around him. "Where am I?" He walked around and saw a figure through the fog. "Hey, you! Where am I?"
"Hey darling, welcome to Kanji's Dream Bathhouse. I'll make you feel nice and special. Me and my delicious friends here." Two muscular men appeared behind Paul Phoenix.
"Oh...not a very good way to go." Sven remarked.
"Where the hell was that?" Joe asked.
"Persona 4. There's this part where you go into a dude's like, true self dungeon thing, and it's a men's bathhouse. But he's totally not gay, he only thinks he's gay, because he has a crush on this dude, but it turns out it's a girl the whole time, just dressing as a dude because she wants to be a detective, just girls can't be detectives in Japan or something, and he's all 'Oh wow I'm glad I'm not gay' and it's kind of really awkward now, because everyone thinks he's gay because of the whole bathhouse thing, and there's this really funny part where they all go on a camping trip and Kanji, Yosuke and the main character have to sleep in a tent, and Yosuke's all 'Dude is it safe to sleep around you?' and Kanji's like 'Yo I'm straight I'm gonna go to Chie and Yukiko's tent to prove it' and so he does but then Chie beats the crap out of him because Chie is the best character and they go back to the boy's tent and then Kanji has sex with this fat chick..."
Dusk and Joe were staring at him the entire time before Joe finally said something. "SVEN! Nobody gives two shits about Persona 4. How many times do I have to tell you that?"
"Isn't Persona 4 that Scooby Doo dating sim?"
"Holy crap that was awesome!" John slammed his fist on the desk.
"What happened?" Dusk turned around.
"Hulk and Kenshiro just had this epic ass fight while Sven was talking. Hulk won. It was seriously the greatest thing I've ever seen."
Kenshiro landed in Dragonball Z. Amazing things happened, but Dusk is too busy to watch because of this next scene.
Dusk had his hands around Sven's neck and was slamming his head into the floor. "YOU MADE ME MISS THAT FIGHT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT FILLER RPG CRAP? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD! I HATE YOU!"
"Wait...I...didn't...tell...you...about...the...part...with...Teddie...cross...dressing..."
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Results: (18 votes)
Scorpion (MK) 14:4 (78%)
Chun Li (SSF4AE) 13:5 (72%)
Samurai Jack (CNPTE) 12:6 (67%)
Hulk (UMVC3) 11:7 (61%)
Jill Valentine (UMVC3) 11:7 (61%)
Macho Man Randy Savage (WWEAS) 11:7 (61%)
Guile (SSF4AE) 14:9 (61%)
Albert Wesker (UMVC3) 14:9 (61%)
------Line of Elimination------
Kenshiro (FOTNS:KR) 11:8 (58%)
Kung Lao (MK) 11:9 (55%)
Phoenix Wright (UMVC3) 9:9 (50%)
Raphael (SC5) 9:9 (50%)
Deadpool (UMVC3) 9:10 (47%)
Kyo Kusanagi (KOFXIII) 9:10 (47%)
Paul Phoenix (SFxT) 7:11 (39%)
Kenshi (MK) 5:13 (28%)
Shen Woo (KOFXIII) 4:14 (22%)
Yun (SSF4AE) 3:15 (17%)
Bang Shishigami (BBCSX) 2:16 (11%)
Xiba (SC5) 0:18 (0%) (Freaking...wow)
KOs: 2 - Scorpion, Chun Li, Samurai Jack 1 - Hulk, Jill, Macho Man, Guile, Wesker, Kenshiro
KO leaders: Guile 10, Wesker 9, Akuma 7, Kung Lao 4, Solid Snake 3, Leona 3, Cody 3, Kenshiro 3
KOs by Game:
Super Street Fighter 4: Arcade Edition: 25
Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3: 20
Mortal Kombat: 12
King of Fighters XIII: 8
Street Fighter x Tekken: 4
Soul Calibur 5: 3
BlazBlue Continuum Shift Extend: 0
Mystery Contestants: 9
Big slice of the pie: Street Fighter 4 right now has already eliminated 1/5 of the total rumble roster. And we're not even half way done. Just think about that.
I can't tell who's sadder this rumble: Soul Calibur 5 or Blazblue. Yeah, Soul Calibur 5 managed to rack up a few KOs, but they almost always get the bottom slot, and they have a much larger cast than BlazBlue. Still, jobbers, man.
Blue Turtle Shell Clause: With the exception of round 2, every round's first place slot holder has gotten eliminated the following round. Solid Snake, M. Bison, Akuma, now Kenshiro. The same couldn't possibly happen to Scorpion...right?
Voter Quotes:
Bang Shishigami - DIE (Why did you let these BlazBluers in here anyway? Although it is adorable, a fighting game in 2011 having 12 characters and none of them play like they're in the same fucking game. Do you hate America or something?)
Scorpion - DIE (Despite being the poster boy of MK, he hasn't been relevant to the storyline since...ever.)
Sean "Sven" Dougherty
John Paul Kopczenski
Joseph "Joe" Florio
Matt "Dusk" Williams
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