Ryo and Guy started the fight off by immediately teaming up on MODOK, and evading Adon's attacks when they could. Ryo and Guy juggled MODOK back and forth with kicks. To finish him off, Ryo dove in with a Hien Shippukyaku, but before he could land the karate chop, MODOK blasted him with a Psionic Blaster, knocking him into the wall.
"HA! You really think you could take me out that easily?" MODOK says as he jetted upwards. "Why yes I do." Guy jumped up and delivered a Kaiten Izuna Otoshi, piledriving MODOK into the cement floor. MODOK got up, dazed, in front of Ryo, who drew his fist back. "SHIN TENCHIHAHOUKEN!" MODOK flew backwards about 30 feet and landed with a sick thud that knocked him out cold. Adon realized MODOK wasn't returning to fight with him.
"That's fine, I'll have fun taking both of you out myself." Adon charged in with his elbow drawn back. Ryo threw a punch, which Adon anticipated. Catching his punch and grabbing his arm, Adon performed a series of powerful knees to Ryo's abdomen. Guy ran to Hozanto the Muay Thai King, but Adon swept his leg, and threw Ryo over his back by his arm onto Guy.
Guy pushed the dazed Ryo off of him and ran in and punched at Adon, all of them he dodged. Guy followed up with a mid section kick, but it was caught by Adon. He pulled Guy's leg under his arm and delivered an elbow drop to his knee. He then knocked Guy in the chest with another elbow, and kicked him in the side of his head, then finally threw him into the wall.
Ryo got up and pulled his arms back. "HOU-" "JAGUAR TOOTH!" Adon went to Jaguar Tooth over Ryo's Houhken, thus taking the bait. "KOHO!" An uppercut sent Adon topping backwards. Ryo took this opportunity to rush in and punch him a couple of times in the face. The first two hit their targets, but upon the third, Adon dodged right and caught Ryo in a headlock, and delivered some knees into his face. A Rising Jaguar sent Ryo flying into Guy.
Ryo and Guy got up and caught their breath. "New tactic?" suggested Guy.
"I would have to say so. Attacking him head on at once isn't working right now. We have to stop attacking him on the same side. You rush in, and I'll get behind him."
"Come on, you girls done talking? Had enough of a champion yet?" Adon's signature grin was showing.
"Aye aye, captain." Guy ran in, but as expected, was hit with an elbow, along with some punches. Ryo ran in behind him and axehandled Adon in the back of the head, causing him to stagger a bit.
"Oh, an attack on both sides now? I can handle that." Adon started hitting Ryo with a series of elbows and back kicked Guy in the jaw after noticing he was running towards him. "HOUHKEN!" Adon was caught in the face with a fireball as he turned back to Ryo. Taken aback, Adon rushed in and Jaguar Kneed Ryo into the wall. He turned around to see a very angry Guy. This did not phase Adon. "JAGUAR AVALANCHE!" Guy now laid unconscious on the ground. He turned around to elbow Ryo, who in turn, slid underneath Adon's legs. Before Ryo could get back up, Adon jumped on Ryo's shoulders and started hitting him in the back of the head with elbow drops.
He then dismounted the dazed Ryo and comboed him with a series of knees and elbows, knocking him back.
"Alright punk, time to finish you off now. JAGUAR KN-"
"HOUHKEN!" Adon's EX Jaguar Knee failed to connect, and he instead stumbled and laid his back into the wall. "SHIN TENCHI HAHOUKEN!" this gave Ryo the opportunity to perform his Super Desperation Move. Adon crawled along the floor as Ryo gave him a final punch that knocked him out cold. He carried Guy over his shoulder and ran down the hallway, leaving Adon and MODOK behind.
MODOK finally got up saw an unconscious Adon and no Guy or Ryo, and said to himself, "Okay, maybe we DO need Wesker..."
/The Ring\
Jill was making mince meat out of Wesker with her kicks. Wesker tried his best to block her legs while trying to conserve his energy. Being this was nearing his 90 minute mark in the ring, managing fatigue was a large factor for staying in the ring.
"Your reign ends here!" Jill jumped up and fired her machineguns wildly at Wesker, who managed to dodge every bullet. Wesker jumped up into the air and grabbed her by the legs.
"PATHETIC!" he tossed her into Macho Man, who effectively elbow dropped her. Abel tripped Macho Man and tossed him to the ground.
"First rule of fighting - never take your eyes off of your opponent."
"FIRST RULE OF LIFE! NEVER PICK A FIGHT WITH MACHO MAN RAAAANDY SAVAGE!" Macho Man tossed Abel up into the air, and slammed him onto his knee. Smoke took this opportunity to approach Jill. "Hey sweet thing, why don't me and you ditch this fight and grab some dinner, eh?" Jill replied with a very angry somersault to Smoke's chin. He collided with the mat and slid back a couple of feet.
"Are you okay?" Smoke opened his eyes to see up Makoto's miniskirt, and a good ammount of her underboob. "Feeling great, now, actually." Makoto grabbed Smoke by the shoulders and lifted him back on his feet in one swift motion. Smoke was quite surprised by her strength.
"So, we're supposed to fight now, right?" Makoto lifted her tonfas.
"Well, we don't have to fight. We could just, you know, talk. Hang out a bit."
"That doesn't sound like what Tsubaki told me. She says this ring is where people fight." Makoto had an endearing, almost impossibly cute smile.
"Well then maybe later after the fight we could have dinner." Smoke winked and pointed a finger gun at her.
"What for?" Makoto tilted her head sideways.
"You know, to get to know each other a bit."
"Why?"
Smoke was getting a little frustrated. "I don't know, to become friends?" Makoto's face lit up. "Friends! I love making friends! You could help me gather nuts for the winter!"
"Sure." Smoke shifted his eyes awkwardly.
"But now, let's fight!" Makoto charged in and beat him down with her tonfas in a bubbly, cheerful way. Smoke did not expect this.
/SuperDome Hotel, Dr. Doom's Suite\
"Cage is secure, sir." Rolento said to Doom, making sure he stood up straight. Doom nodded. In the center of the room sat a large, metal cage. The cage had been molded together by various pieces of silverware, faucets, and other scraps of metal gathered by Magneto, welded by Dormammu's flames. Surrounding the cage stood turrets pointed at the openings between the metal bars. The guns seemed futuristic in style, and were connected to their own generators.
"Balrog."
"Yes, boss?"
"Punch that cage as hard as you can." Balrog complied, and delivered a Dashing Uppercut to the cage. "Nothing."
"Excellent." A smile formed beneath Doom's mask.
"Should I test the guns, boss?"
"Yeah, if you want radiation poisoning. I built those myself, I know they work. These have enough gamma energy stored in them to destroy a small town and leave no survivors. Which is why we need to take necessary precautions when dealing with them. When activated, this door will slam down." Doom tapped on a giant metal sheet which separated the room from the rest of the suite. "And we can see what's going on through the windows and cameras without causing any harm to our bodies."
Doom walked over to the other room where Shang Tsung, Shao Kahn, Dormammu, Vergil, and Jin Kazama resided. Raven and Nina Williams were at a table, both typing rapidly on a laptop keyboard. "Nina, Raven, have you hacked into the multidimensional portals yet?"
"Just about, sir. I've already decoded the encryption key. Now we just need to re-code the data banks so that Hulk lands in the cage." Raven said while still tapping.
"Most excellent. Once we have Bruce Banner, that is where you will come in, Shang Tsung. Being you are scheduled to enter soon, once you have left the ring, I need you to transform into Hulk, and infiltrate the Avengers, and keep them off our trail. We can't have them sniffing around here."
Shang Tsung nodded his head.
"Are we all clear on the plan?"
"Clear."
Doom turned to Dormammu. "This was a fantastic plan, and you will be rewarded for your endeavors later. For now, we work."
Doom turned and exited the room, leaving them to finish their duties.
/The Ring\
"KIKOKEN!" Juri blocked Chun Li's fireball and dove in with a Shikusen, followed by a Senpusha. Chun Li slid back and stood on her hands. "SPINNING BIRD KICK!" The heels of Chun Li's boots hit Juri repeatedly in the cheek. Juri brushed her off with a projectile. "So that's how you wanna play, huh?" Juri said as she spit blood onto the canvas.
Meanwhile, Jill had Wesker in a triangle choke hold. Wesker remained his composure while trying to pry Jill's legs from his neck.
"You are going to die in this ring, Wesker. No elimination, I am going to kill you once and for all." Jill's hold still remained stable.
"That's...what...you...THINK!" Wesker slammed Jill head first into the turnbuckle, and releasing him from her choke. Wesker reached his arm back. "Now..." Wesker was hit in the back of the head by a flying shield. He turned around to see Captain America, catching his shield.
"Picking on a lady? That's rather rude, why don't you fight someone your own gender?" Cap stood in his fighting stance.
"Why you..."
"CHARGING STAR!" Wesker was now dealing with both Jill and Captain America.
"OHHH YEEEE!" Macho Man said as he delivered a front dropkick to Samurai Jack's head. He tossed the samurai over his shoulder. "YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MACHO MAN RAAAANDY SAVAGE!" Samurai Jack got up and started slashing wildly at Randy Savage, and knocking him into the air with an upwards thrust. As Randy Savage was falling back to the mat, he elbow dropped Samurai Jack onto the ground.
Nearby, Scorpion teleport punched Abel and uppercutted him. Abel stood right back up, and heel kicked the ninja. A kunai was thrust into his chest. "GET OVER HEEERRRE!" Scorpion dragged Abel into him and uppercutted him out of the ring. He landed in FIFA 12, in the middle of a match between England and Ireland. As he staggered up, he was mistaken for a soccer (or football, if you're European) player and was headbutted in the face by Wayne Rooney. "Take dat, ya Irish wanker!"
Captain America treated Wesker like he did all evil he encountered...by grabbing him by the shirt and repeatedly punching him in the face. Despite his effort, he was Hell Axled in the back of the head by Heihachi. Heihachi was then slammed into the floor by an overhead smash by Hulk. Jill repeatedly kicked Wesker in the side.
"Jill, please step aside, I can handle this." Captain America said as he threw Wesker to the mat.
"Like hell. I am not gonna sit idly while you take care of Wesker. He's mine, and I'm gonna kill hi-" A kunai was suddenly planted into Jill's chest.
"GET OVER HERRRREEE!" Jill was dragged into Scorpion's uppercut and she landed in the training stage of Marvel vs Capcom 3. She looked around and scratched her head.
Hulk was giving Heihachi hell. His overhead smash almost slammed Heihachi through the mat. He got up and gave Hulk a Chrome Dome. Heihachi scoped out the ring for someone to assist him.
"JURI! Come here and help us fight these guys!" Heihachi roared.
"I've got problems of my own!" Juri blocked a Kikosho and hit Chun Li with a Senpusha. Chun Li hit Juri with a Lightning Kick and an open palm strike to her chest. Juri stagged towards the ropes. A roundhouse kick was enough to knock Juri over them. She ended up in the training stage of Marvel vs Capcom 3, where Jill ended up. They both looked at each other in confusion.
"The hell?" Sven commented.
"Yeah isn't this thing supposed to decide where the funniest place to land would be?" John added.
"Usually yes. Maybe just a glitch in the system."
Chun Li ran to assist Hulk in beating up on Heihachi, but was stopped in her tracks by a woman screaming in her face. Sindel wrapped her hair around Chun Li's body and slammed her down onto the mat. Guile, who had been resting in the corner for some time, decided to assist Chun Li by Flash Kicking Sindel in the jaw.
"INSOLENT FOOL! You will all bow down to master Shao Kahn!" Sindel went to Frontflip Kick Guile, but her boot was caught by Chun Li. "SONIC BOOM!" Guile hit Sindel with a Sonic Boom and backhanded her into the ropes. A Flash Explosion knocked her backwards into the training stage of Marvel vs Capcom 3, where she joined Jill and Juri in their common feelings of confusion.
Smoke approached the newly entered Mature, being Makoto had been distracted by Samurai Jack. "Well hello there, good looking. How's about me and you ditch this fight and go get ourselves a drink."
"Hmm, I think I'd enjoy that very much." Mature smiled rather coyly. Smoke, who was used to constant rejection (commonly accompanied with a slap, or a face full of pepper spray), was taken aback by Mature. "Really? You mean it?"
Mature laughed. "Yeah, me and Vice really could use a man around."
"Vice? Who's that, your roommate?"
"I guess you could say that. We're partners with similar interests." Mature smirked.
"Oh hoh..." Smoke started to get a little antsy. This was the best day of his life, he though. "What interests would those be?"
Mature adjusted her glove. "Mixing pain with pleasure."
"Wha-za-what now?" Smoke was no longer antsy.
"Oh, we like to be hurt, real bad. But we like dishing it a lot more than taking it." Mature said as she gently ran her fingers down Smoke's abdomen. "You'd be a perfect addition to our slave pit." This was no longer the best day of Smoke's life.
"Uhh..." Smoke decided instead of talking his way out of this, he would instead Teleport Punch Mature, and then run away screaming. "AAAHHH!!!"
Mature got up and smiled. "Oooh baby, do that again." She immediately ran after him. "Don't be such a tease, hun."
Heihachi was not a happy man. He was being triple teamed by Hulk, Guile, and Chun Li. He was keeping Guile at bay with powerful punches, and Hulk with the occasional Dragon Uppercut that would incapacitate him for enough time to block everyone else's moves. Chun Li hit Heihachi with a Spinning Bird Kick. Her final kick was caught by Heihachi, and he threw her into the air. He finished her off with a Dragon Uppercut that sent her spinning in mid air, up and over the ropes and into the training stage of Marvel vs Capcom 3.
"What the hell is going on?" Sven said as he quickly tapped away at his keyboard.
/Superdome Hotel, Dr. Doom's Suite\
"What the hell is going on?" Dormammu bellowed as the flames that engulfed his head become more intense.
"I don't know, sir. Must be a bug in the system, or maybe we messed up some coding, or-" Raven scrambled to figure out the problem and tapped away rapidly.
"Well you damn well better fix it, because if we don't have Hulk here when he's eliminated, it will be your head that's in that cage. YOU HEAR ME?" Dormammu's flames became even more intense.
"Yes, I'll have it fixed in 5 minutes!"
"Make that four." Nina corrected Raven.
"Make it three, or you're all dead!" Dormammu threw a chair into the wall to get his point across.
"Yes, sir!" Raven said as he continued typing.
/The Ring\
"Makoto!" Smoke called out as he dashed towards Makoto. "Oh, hello new friend, what can I assist you with?" Makoto had forgotten that she was in the middle of a fight with Samurai Jack. Jack took this opportunity to upwards slash Makoto out of the ring.
"Ah! Makoto!" Smoke jumped on Samurai Jack's head. "I gotta get out of here!" Smoke took a swan dive over the ropes and landed in the training stage of Marvel vs Capcom 3. He got up to see five women staring directly at him. In his daze, he didn't realize what was going on. "Am I in heaven?" Smoke sat down. "Alright, which one of you lucky ladies wants to be the first to sit on the love making machine's lap?"
"Excuse me?" Juri lifted her leg into her fighting stance.
"Did he just say what I think he said?" Jill took out her machine gun.
"I think this man has a death wish." Chun Li cracked her knuckles.
"Oh no, my new friend is a pervert." Makoto readied her tonfas.
"WORTHLESS PUNY HUMAN MALE!" Sindel floated into the air.
Smoke had now just realized what he said. "Uhhh..ladies, please." Smoke put his hands up. "I'm sure this is all just a big misunderstanding."
Suddenly, Mature fell from the sky (eliminated by Macho Man's Atomic Drop, which was accompanied by an "OOHH YEEE GET SOME!"). He got up to find herself in the middle of the room, a bunch of pissed off looking girls on one side, and on the other, "Oh, hello again, lover."
"AHH! NOOO!" There was really nowhere to run, however.
Heihachi headbutted Guile to the other side of the ring and kicked Hulk into the turnbuckle. He ran over to Captain America to Dragon Uppercut him out of the right, but fell in a heap with electric currents running through his body.
"TASTE THE MIGHTY HAMMER OF THOR!" Heihachi was slammed into the mat by Thor's hammer upon sitting up.
Guile was currently dodging Macho Man's elbows and punches. "Guile, Guile whatchoo gun' do? Whatchoo gun' do when Macho Man runs wild on you? Oooh yeee." Guile hit Macho Man with a Sonic Boom, but he ate the hit, and charged in and grabbed Guile and suplexed him to the mat.
"Gettin' tired already, oooh yee you can't compare to the might of Macho Maaayyyun Randy Savage!" Guile angrily Flash Kicked the air in front of Macho Man, and he was grabbed and tossed into the air. "AWWW YEEEE!" Randy Savage jumped up, grabbed Guile and slammed down to the mat, giving Guile an atomic backbreaker. The force of the move sent Guile flying back up into the air. He retained his composure. He was gonna land back into the mat if he angled himself correctly. However, Macho Man was in mid air, right next to him.
"AWWW YEEE THE DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!" Macho Man's fists connected with Guile's face. He jetted down to the outside of the ring like a fireball. The crowd stood up in an uproarious applause and started chanting Randy Savage's name as Guile passed through the field.
Guile landed in Contra. He dodged the large red bullets and punched a football player in the face. He then retreated into the water and waited it out.
"Okay, it seems to be working fine now." Sven remarked.
"Yeah, what was up with that?" Dusk said, scratching his head.
"Bug in the system. Hopefully it won't happen again."
/Super Dome Hotel, Dr. Doom's Suite\
"Viola! I've fixed it!" Raven stood up and raised his arms in the air.
"No, I fixed it. It wasn't the code, it was an error with the directory." Ninja snidely remarked.
"Well, who gives a damn who did it, it's fixed ain't it? Set it to land Hulk in the cage. NOW!" Dormammu shouted as he intensely watched the fight from a television.
Carl Clover was already in the ring at this point and was juggling Scorpion in the air with a combination of attacks from both him and his marionette. Frank West jumped into the ring soon afterwards and cracked a baseball bat over Macho Man Randy Savage's head. The bat shattered into pieces, but Macho Man seemed hardly phased.
"I'LL ADMIT FOR A PROP BAT THAT DID KIND OF HURT BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO BRING DOWN MACHO MAAAAN RANDY SAVAGE BROTHER!"
"Uhh..." Frank West was grabbed and tossed around like a rag doll, slamming into the mat.
/Eliminated Seating\
Chun Li, Makoto Nanaya, Mature, Jill Valentine, Sindel, Juri, and of course Smoke landed all at once, in a big pile, near the eliminated seating. Jill pushed Makoto's unconscious body off of her. "Get the hell off of me, you damn furry!" Chun Li straightened her fighting garb and marched up the stairs.
"Now to settle this whole Wesker business." She said outloud.
"Wesker?" Jill's attention was caught, and she ran up to Chun Li. "What do you mean you have business with Wesker?"
"Not with Wesker, but against him. Kung Lao told me all about this whole evil plot involving him."
"Pfft, I should have known Wesker would be trying to run a little scheme during this tournament. I'm in. Let me follow you wherever you're going."
"Leave it to a man like Wesker to have the power to run an entire organization while still in the ring." Chun Li scoffed.
"Yeah, a perfect cover. This is just like him. Let's go." Jill turned and stopped as Kung Lao was right in front of them. "Follow me to the rendezvous, ladies. Quick, we can't arouse to much suspicion."
Unfortunately for them, the loud cheers of the crowd wasn't enough of a cover to avoid having Sindel eavesdrop on the entire conversation. She achieved mental contact with Shao Kahn.
"Lord Shao Kahn. It appears there's a group of heroes working against us. Kung Lao seems to be their leader. He's taking two powerful warriors to their rendezvous."
"I see. I'll have it taken care of." Shao Kahn contacted Quan Chi mentally. "Quan Chi, have your slaves do a little bit of dirty work for me."
/The Ring\
All three Avengers in the ring were now beating the ever living crap out of Wesker and Heihachi. Thor took turns beating on both Wesker and Heihachi with his hammer and electricity. Thor suddenly was blindsided by a giant green man-like creature, and was punched into the ropes.
"*I AM THE GOD OF FIGHTING. YOUR NORSE POWERS HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST ME!*"
Thor dashed back and drove towards Ogre with a flying kick, but was caught with a Hell Inferno and tossed to the other side of the ring. At this time, Heihachi performed a Rajin's Wrath on Hulk, which sent him flying on top of Thor and Captain America, who was thrown over to where Thor was by Wesker.
Frank West was growing tired of his fight with Macho Man. His weapons were all breaking against Randy Savage's seemingly inhuman girth. "Alright, steroid boy, what do you have to say about this?"
Frank West pulled out a foam Servbot head from his jacket and slammed it down on Macho Man's head. Macho Man clotheslined Frank West over towards Wesker and stumbled around a bit, rather comically.
Thor got up and shook his head. "By Odin, these men are more powerful than we thought." Thor said, panting.
"Yes, but we are the Avengers. We have a powerful secret weapon in our arsenal."
"And that is, Cap?"
Captain America looked at Thor and Hulk and nodded. Thor immediately knew what Cap was talking about and nodded as well, as did Hulk.
"AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!" Captain America called out their battle cry as they activated their Triple Hyper Combo.
At the same time, Carl Clover was uppercutted behind Heihachi by Scorpion.
"MIGHTY THUNDER!"
"GAMMA TSUNAMI!"
"HYPER CHARGING STAR!"
Half the ring became a giant blur of light flashes, electricity, and giant rocks. The crowd cheered at the spectacle as Heihachi, Wesker, Ogre, Carl Clover, and Frank West were being completely obliterated by the Triple Hyper Combo. Ogre and Carl Clover were hit with the Hyper Charging Star, Heihachi and Frank West with the Mighty Thunder, and Wesker the Gamma Tsunami. All five men were launched out of the ring.
Killer7 was now home to the charred remains of Heihachi, Ogre, Carl, and Frank. To Keven Smith, this weirdness was nothing to write home about.
"I see everyone except Wesker inside the screen." Sven remarked.
"Yeah, what the hell?" Joe looked puzzled. He turned up to see the crowd chanting Wesker's name, but he was nowhere to be found in the ring.
"ON THE SIDE! ON THE SIDE!" The camera panned to reveal Wesker clinging onto the side of the ring for dear life, which was displayed on the jumbotron. Hulk went over to the side of the ring and looked down.
Big mistake. Wesker grabbed Hulk in a headscissor and vaulted him over the ropes.
/Super Dome Hotel, Dr. Doom's Suite\
"NOW!" Dormammu cried out. Raven struck a key and a sound was heard, signalling that Hulk had landed in the cage. The metal door slammed shut as Hulk's cried of pain could be heard. Hulk writhed in pain as the gamma ray blasters fired everything they had at him.
Dormammu turned the security camera on to see Bruce Banner wincing in pain, on the floor of the cage in fetal position. Dr. Doom burst through the hotel room door and smiled. Dormammu smiled back.
"I take it was a success?" Doom said.
"Yes, sir. It worked as you planned. Hulk is now Bruce Banner."
"Excellent." Doom grabbed the microphone, and his face was displayed on the monitor for Bruce to see.
"Hell Bruce, long time no see..."
/Sub-Basement\
Guy had woken up and been up on his feet, with a little assistance from Ryo. They got into where Rose told them to meet with them at, and took a seat inside.
"I've been waiting." Rose was sitting at a fortune teller test, shuffling a deck of tarot cards. "What happened to you guys?"
"Adon and MODOK...ambushed us." Ryo panted.
Rose was empathetic to say the least, or at least appeared to be. "I see. Now, let's get that information out of your skull. Lay down and let me hypnotize you."
"Hypnotize?"
"Yes, now let's waste no time. The quicker we do this the quicker we can stop Bison."
/The Ring\
As Wesker climbed into the right, his entire face was covered in blood and his sunglasses were shattered. His eyes glowed with a shade of red nobody had ever seen before.
"I...CANNOT...DIE!" The entire crowd was on their feet, as was everybody in the announcer's booth.
"Wesker has done the impossible, folks! He has survived a full 90 minutes in this ring! What a fighter!" John shouted into the microphone.
"Honestly, at this point, I don't care who wins. Wesker, in my eyes, is the winner of this rumble. No doubt about it. The man's a champion for surviving that." Sven said.
Captain America gulped as a very angry Albert Wesker dove towards him with a murderous intent.
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Results (18 Votes):
Thor (UMVC3) 13:5 (72%)
Captain America (UMVC3) 12:6 (67%)
Samurai Jack (CNPTE) 12:7 (63%)
Macho Man Randy Savage (WWEAS) 12:7 (63%)
Albert Wesker (UMVC3) 14:10 (58%)
-----Line of Elimination-----
Heihachi Mishima (SFxT) 10:8 (56%)
Chun Li (SSF4AE) 10:9 (53%)
Guile (SSF4AE) 12:12 (50%)
Hulk (UMVC3) 9:10 (47%)
Ogre (SFxT) 8:10 (44%)
Smoke (MK) 8:10 (44%)
Frank West (UMVC3) 7:11 (39%)
Mature (KOFXIII) 7:11 (39%)
Jill Valentine (UMVC3) 7:12 (37%)
Sindel (MK) 6:12 (33%)
Abel (SSF4AE) 6:12 (33%)
Juri (SSF4AE) 5:13 (28%)
Carl Clover (BBCSX) 4:14 (22%)
Makoto Nanaya (BBCSX) 2:16 (11%)
BONUS MATCH:
Ryo Sakazaki and Guy
beat
M.O.D.O.K. and Adon
7 to 6 with 5 abstentions
KOs: 2 - Scorpion, Thor, Cap, Jack, Savage 1 - Wesker, Heihachi, Chun, Guile
KO leaders: Guile 11, Wesker 10, Akuma 7, Kung Lao 4, Macho Man 4, Scorpion 4, Samurai Jack 4
KOs by Game:
Super Street Fighter 4: Arcade Edition: 27
Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3: 25
Mortal Kombat: 14
King of Fighters XIII: 8
Street Fighter x Tekken: 5
Soul Calibur 5: 3
BlazBlue Continuum Shift Extend: 0
Mystery Contestants: 13
Voter quotes:
Macho Man Randy Savage - DIE: "Randy Savage isn't really the type of guy to live these days."
Damn dawg, that's cold
On the Ryo and Guy vs Adon and MODOK fight:
"Suddenly comes Randy Savage. He axehandles Adon into oblivion. He screams "OOOHH YEAH. AIN'T NO FIGHT HAPPENIN' ON MY WATCH WITHOUT MACHO MAN RRAAAANDY SAVAGE!" Then he starts shitting all over Guy. Then he bends over Ryo and starts raping the shit out of him. And Ryo starts growing boobs because Savage is sapping all his manhood. Then Savage Elbow Drops him into the center of the earth. The end. Of the story."
Um, wow, thanks for that. I'll have fun sleeping tonight.
"I would've voted Adon if it were literally anyone else with him, but being it was MODOK, I must give my vote to Ryo and Guy."
Maybe making MODOK a villain in this story will ultimately hurt them...
Pulling a Wesker: Wesker, literally. Who just refuses to go down.
Capcom taking a fall: This is the first time none of the Capcom character in the ring took a spot in the top 5, and they lost all their fighters except Wesker this round.
Sean "Sven" Dougherty
Matt "Dusk" Williams
John Kopczenski
Joseph "Joe" Florio
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